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Post by blondie91 on Aug 7, 2006 13:03:19 GMT -5
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman. www.dumbthings.com/
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Post by Tiki-Torch on Aug 7, 2006 13:11:34 GMT -5
Heh heh, you should make a new topic out of this.
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Post by damarshmallow on Aug 7, 2006 15:40:28 GMT -5
Ummm.....I like cheese.
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Post by Nova Flame on Aug 7, 2006 16:10:47 GMT -5
That list was huge! I added it to my links so I can go back to it. Some of those things I just slapped my forehead and shook my head and sighed.
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Post by blondie91 on Aug 7, 2006 18:39:46 GMT -5
May the force be with you.
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Post by Tiki-Torch on Aug 7, 2006 19:59:26 GMT -5
I think cream cheese should be a food group.
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Post by blondie91 on Aug 7, 2006 20:34:37 GMT -5
I'm off to see the wizard!
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Post by Tiki-Torch on Aug 7, 2006 20:36:40 GMT -5
Welcome to 'Hero' status.
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Post by blondie91 on Aug 7, 2006 20:53:18 GMT -5
Thanks
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Post by Tiki-Torch on Aug 8, 2006 21:13:43 GMT -5
I am, in fact, at this very moment in time and space, eating a cookie.
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Post by blondie91 on Aug 8, 2006 21:17:50 GMT -5
Errg...this dadgum fly will not get off my keyboard. If it weren't for the fact that it is where it is I would use my hands to smash it...Oh well, for now I shall fight it off with a pencil.
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Post by Tiki-Torch on Aug 8, 2006 21:19:29 GMT -5
sdkufglsjbghoisbhvhtr There, I smashed him for you.
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Post by damarshmallow on Aug 8, 2006 21:42:45 GMT -5
Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo...Beware of Oompa Loompas cuz they might go after yooooou.
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Post by Tiki-Torch on Aug 8, 2006 21:45:05 GMT -5
Funny thing about it? My mum is actually scared of them.
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Post by blondie91 on Aug 8, 2006 22:11:05 GMT -5
...sleep...time....*yawn*
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